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| Angus turd, if he were a Rottweiler |
On virtually all of our walks, we try to take the dogs with us, and I've got to say that for a dog with legs that are about four inches long, Angus can really motor up that hill! Angus is pure energy, wrapped up in black and white fur, so I guess it shouldn't surprise me that he can basically run the entire hill at full tilt. But as the title of this blog post indicates, this isn't about Angus' energy level, this blog post is about crap.
For a very small dog, in addition to his vast energy levels, Angus has the uncanny ability to crap out a brick! He can pretty much crap out half his body weight in one sitting. If Angus were a large dog, like a Mastiff or a Rottweiler, the only way to remove his crap would be with a bulldozer and those giant dump trucks you see in the Ft. McMurray oil sands. Let's face it, Angus is pretty much 3/4 crap and 1/4 dog. Actually it explains a lot about his personality.
So on this walk, up this very steep hill, Angus decided to dump a load, as he does. And I am the type of dog owner that refuses to leave his crap on the trail. I'm also very vigilant about the dog poop too. Anyway, Angus does his stop, squat and bowel, and because we were on the steep incline, his crap starts rolling down the hill. But it doesn't stay in one solid mass that I can catch; no what this crap decides to do (because crap obviously has free will), is break apart into smaller pieces and roll off into various directions similar to billiard balls after the break! So I'm trying to stop these little turdlets from making it to the Mexican boarder using only one hand, covered in the insulating layer of a plastic poop bag. Needless to say, some of the newly sentient pooplets didn't survive too long as I had to squish them in order to prevent them from rolling all the way down the hill.
So basically, this whole blog post was simply a lead up for me being able to say Roly Crap Batman!
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