Worst Blog Ever

I was going for my regular lunch time walk today, listening to my iPod, as I do, and not paying attention to anything in particular when I looked up to see two buck naked women (they were wearing underwear) walking towards me. While they were naked, their bodies were painted to conceal their nakeditudeasity. Behind these two well endowed women were a group of school kids carrying a protest sign of some sort.

Here's the thing. If you wanted my attention, you got it with the whole nudetastic display. If you wanted me to remember your cause, you're SOL! I remember seeing two naked women walking around in public. The fact that I actually remember some sort of protest sign is, in it self, a miracle.

Might I suggest that the next time you want to get people's attention, that you carry the sign in front of the bouncy, and noticeably cold, naked women. Because as a protest...you're doing it wrong.