I was wondering how the first dinner with spaghetti went...
Alice: What the hell is this?
Jim: I call it spaghetti!
Alice: You sliced up all my lasagna noodles!
Jim: ...to make spaghetti.
Alice: What was wrong with the lasagna the way it was?
Jim: Well it's easier to eat. See you have to use a knife AND a fork to eat lasagna, but with spaghetti, you just need a fork.
Alice: It keeps falling off the fork, look. It's too slippery.
Jim: You have to twirl it.
Alice: What?
Jim: You have to twirl it around the fork...like this [demonstrates]
Alice: And that is easier than cutting lasagna?
Jim: Well, I haven't worked out all the kinks yet, but I'm pretty sure I'll work them out soon.
Alice: You're a frigging idiot.
Alice: What the hell is this?
Jim: I call it spaghetti!
Alice: You sliced up all my lasagna noodles!
Jim: ...to make spaghetti.
Alice: What was wrong with the lasagna the way it was?
Jim: Well it's easier to eat. See you have to use a knife AND a fork to eat lasagna, but with spaghetti, you just need a fork.
Alice: It keeps falling off the fork, look. It's too slippery.
Jim: You have to twirl it.
Alice: What?
Jim: You have to twirl it around the fork...like this [demonstrates]
Alice: And that is easier than cutting lasagna?
Jim: Well, I haven't worked out all the kinks yet, but I'm pretty sure I'll work them out soon.
Alice: You're a frigging idiot.
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